Baby cuz it makes me happy
cuz you’re reading me
anticipating my will
Baby: A wonderful way for people to start
When dropped baby will bounce like a basketball
Baby grows into a senator or something
Baby takes up a lot of physical and aural spacesauce
Baby loves rainbow snakes, red clay, and other origin myths
Baby can make wind sounds better than the wind
Baby has photos stored on servers in the arctic circle at a great cost
Baby is reverent at unnatural intervals
Baby better know its place and be quiet when its told
Sleep apart when its told
Cough drop choke hold if its told
Baby has less legs than a centipede but more than a mushroom
Baby isn’t like anything that came before it, and yet it still needs one of those run-of-the-mill names like Michael or Jessica
Baby looks good in black.
-AF
